In the sweet land of liberty, where we’ve been historically fantastic at botching up our drug policies (insert sarcastic thumbs-up here), there’s been a tidal wave of change, particularly in the realm of Mary Jane. And leading the charge in redefining our smoking choices are RAW Rolling Papers and those iconic Raw Cones. However, much like our policy mishaps, there are some hilarious misconceptions floating around about these products. Let’s clear the air, shall we?
- “RAW? Must Be Rough!”:
Alright, first up, just because it’s called RAW doesn’t mean you’re rolling up a piece of sandpaper. The Raw Papers are renowned for their smooth, clean, and organically harvested quality. They wouldn’t have such a devout following if they were giving folks paper cuts, right?
- “They Burn Too Quickly!”:
Well, someone’s been fed some fake news. The beauty of Raw Cones is their notoriously slow burn. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride. You’ve got time.
- “King Size? Probably just for show.”:
Oh, darling! The raw cones king size isn’t just flaunting its name for fun. These cones are designed for a royal smoking experience, holding up to 1.5g of herb and measuring 109mm with a 26mm tip. With the raw king size cones, size definitely does matter.
- “They’re Just Regular Papers!”:
Please. The black raws are anything but regular. In fact, they’re the thinnest paper ever crafted in the world of rolling papers. It’s like comparing a premium vintage wine to your run-of-the-mill boxed variety.
- “Must Be Chemically Treated!”:
Repeat after me: organically harvested. Neither RAW Rolling Papers nor Raw Cones are throwing any chemical soirées. Mother Nature would approve.
- “They’re Too Mainstream!”:
Okay, hipster Harry. Just because Raw Cones are popular doesn’t mean they’ve sold out. They’re like the Beatles of smoking paraphernalia: legendary and timeless.
- “All RAW Products Are the Same Size!”:
Sure, and all our politicians are equally competent (wink, wink). Apart from the classic Raw Papers, you’ve got choices like the raw king size cones. Diversity, baby!
- “The Blacks Are Just A Gimmick!”:
Oh, come on now! The black raws are thinner than your patience waiting for federal cannabis legalization. They’re top-tier and an ode to quality craftsmanship.
- “These Papers Can’t Be Eco-friendly!”:
Raw Cones and RAW Rolling Papers are like the green activists of the smoking world. Eco-conscious, clean, and always keeping it real.
- “They’re Only for Cannabis!”:
While cannabis and Raw Cones go together like America and apple pie, you can use these papers for any smoking herb of your choice. Let your imagination run wild!
So, the next time someone tries to troll RAW products, school them with these facts. We’ve been misinformed about cannabis for decades; let’s not make the same mistake with the legendary RAW. Remember, when it comes to Raw Papers, it’s always better to roll with the truth! 😉
Green Blazer is a certified RAWthentic pre rolled cones distributor. They are a homegrown Las Vegas small business cultivating community and culture one cone at a time.